Ode to Hatered of Autos

I hate cars atleast I think I do
They're alot of trouble and money too

My luck with autos ain't so good
I tend to get the lemons under the hood

First was a van that was a pain
Until it burst and burnt up in flames

Now it's an LTD that's a rock
We think it might just have a cracked block

It's likely no computer, camera, or printer for me
Probably a newer car that's in great need

So I hate autos, atleast I think I do
I hate autos, now how about you?